Official Book Tour Announcement!!

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: Keith Flerlage Announces Book Tour for Groundbreaking Masterpiece

Hello intellectuals, scholars, and people who have been personally victimized by Ken Flerlage...

It is with great pride (and absolutely zero editorial interference) that I, Keith Flerlage, announce my upcoming international* book tour for my debut literary achievement:

“How to Know that Ken Flerlage is a Dummy for Dummies”

(*International currently means “wherever someone forgets to lock the door.”)

About the Book

This book answers the question nobody asked but everyone needed:

      “Is Ken actually smart… or is he just aggressively confident?”

Through years of careful observation (and occasional emotional damage), I have compiled undeniable evidence that Ken is, in fact, a certified dummy.

This is not opinion
This is not theory
This is science-adjacent

What You’ll Learn

• How to identify “fake smart” behavior in the wild

• Warning signs that someone says things confidently but incorrectly

• A proven 3-step system for saying, “Wait… what?” when Ken speaks

• When to just slowly back away from the conversation

Actual Ken Quotes from the Book (Allegedly Real, Unfortunately)

• “If we just average the averages, it should be more accurate.”

• “Time zones are more of a suggestion than a rule.”

• “I don’t need to test it—I can tell by looking at it that it works.”

• “That number feels right.”

• “Let’s not overthink this” (immediately before overthinking it for 45 minutes)

• “I read something about this once” (he didn't)

• “It’s probably cached somewhere” (it wasn't)

• “This should only take five minutes” (it didn't)

• “Trust me” (don't)

Book Tour Dates

Come see me live at one of these prestigious venues:

• April 18 – Barnes & Noble (asked to leave) – Harrisburg, PA

• April 20 – Panera Bread (near the outlets) – Table reserved under “Keith (Not Ken)”

• April 22 – Lycoming County Courthouse Lobby – During lunch recess, uninvited

• April 25 – Holiday Inn Conference Room B – Sharing space with a timeshare seminar

• April 27 – Random Hiking Trail in Asheville, NC – If you see me, it’s the event

• May 1 – Heathrow Airport Gate Area – International Tour Begins (no ticket required)

• May 3 – Pub Somewhere in London – Depends how the day goes

• May 6 – Undisclosed Location – Legal reasons

• May 10 – Back Yard (weather permitting) – Bring your own chair

Early Reviews

• “Please stop emailing me!” — Local Librarian

• “This feels targeted.” — Ken Flerlage

• “I regret teaching you to read.” — Former Teacher

Final Thoughts

If you’ve ever:

• Listened to Ken talk for more than 90 seconds

• Thought, “That didn’t sound right…”

• Or enjoy high-quality educational slander

…then this book is for you.

Stay tuned for merch and additional tour stops coming soon.

Sincerely,
Keith Flerlage
Author. Visionary. Definitely Not a Dummy.